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Chocky Pretzle Land National Anthem

 

(to the tune of 'We're happy little Vegemite's)

 

I come from Chocky Pretzle Land I do, I do, I do

I come from Chocky Pretzle Land, Lived in the city Zoo

They locked me up and kept me there

Cause I scared everyone

I come from Chocky Pretzle Land and it is very fun

 

I came from Chocky Pretzle Land I did, I did, I did

And from the Chocky Pretzle Cops I hid, I hid, I hid

They found me hiding under a bush

Kissing chickens on the head

They executed me and now I'm bloody dead

 

I come from Chocky Pretzle Land in Super Poster's tummy

He ate me up and kept me there cause I was very yummy

Then I escaped right out of him

Through Super Poster's bum

So then he ate me up again cause I was very yum!

 

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