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The Creation of Chocky Pretzle Land
A long time ago…………………….. In a galaxy far far away, there was a boy, his name was DUN DUN DA…………………………………………………………………………….. SUPER POSTER!!!!!
From the beginning Dun Dun Da Super Poster was a strange boy. He was a flat glossy boy A4 in size and as thin as a piece of paper. He had blonde hair, down to his ears and looked surprisingly like a photo of Heath Ledger. When he was older Dun Dun Da Super Poster was chosen from an elite few to be trained as a secret agent for the government. Dun Dun Da Super Poster went through vigorous years of training on etiquette, protection whilst eating, eating chocolate without getting sticky fingers, gardening, heroicness, passiveness and the proper way to help old lady’s across the road. He was the test subject of many experiments, all-leading up to the day when he would commence the mission that would change the world forever. But with all these exciting changes, there was one change, which eventually sent him mad. The changing of his name from Dun Dun Da Super Poster to Super Poster. Finally the big day came when he would fulfill his mission. He was woken early that fateful morning and escorted to the lab of Dr U.L. Die. Where he saw the most Amazing sight a chocolate Coated Pretzel with legs. He passively let himself be seated in a chair as the pretzel was placed on a tray before him. “This is your new companion” Dr U.L. Die explained as Super Poster listened tentaly. “He is made in this form so he will not be noticed by the enemy, he has the intelligence of……….. What have you done?” exclaimed Dr. U.L. Die “No fin” Muffled Super Poster whilst spraying pieces of pretzel across the room. “You’ve eaten the pretzel that has taken us 40 years to create” “Oh gross” exclaimed Super Poster “wouldn’t that mean he would be all moldy” but just as Super Poster said that last word, he found himself sitting out on the street with a very angry doctor screaming obscene curses at him. “I guess that means i'm fired,” Shouted Super Poster Behind him as he ran down the road.
“You idiot its to early for a shower, what are you doing” came a voice “go pour porridge over your own head” the voice came again. This time Super Poster realized where it was coming from. The voice was coming from his tummy. “Who the flying wok monkey are you,” asked super poster “I am you” “But you can’t be” “Well I am, if you had of listened to the Dr before eating me, you would have heard him say that if ever I became I’m contact with a person, I would turn into that person” “Oh really” “Yes, but they never counted on me being eaten by an A4 sheet of paper” “So” “So, I haven’t just become you, but I have also become your imagination. Not only am I an A4, but I am also a whole world” “No, it can’t be…” “Oh but it is……….” “It is…” both the A4 and the former pretzel screamed in unison “Chocky Pretzle Land” By Kat/Duck/Evil Pancake
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