Explore Chocky pretzle land:
The Title of this story is irrelevant.
“Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!” Screamed Evil Pancake running across the road, a look of terror
filled her eyes as she looked down to see Super Poster. Dead. “Super Poster, I love you” she cried,
clutching him to her chest.
“There is nothing we can do child” whispered Flying Wok Monkey into her ear
“No. You lie,” screamed Evil Pancake clutching him tighter still. “If I wish hard enough he will come
back, I know he will.”
“CUT” shouted the director as Super Poster turned from blue to green “you’re suffocating him”
“Opps” thought Evil Pancake as she slowly let Super Poster go, Preparing to run. “One, two, three,
RUN” she screamed, running down the road, sides and legs flailing every which way.
Suddenly hoards of objects flocked toward Super Poster shouting “don’t worry Super Poster, well
save you”
“what the!” exclaimed Super Poster as approximately fifty brightly colored objects came hurling at
him, trying to grab his neck and throttle him to death.
“BOO” came the sudden voice of Noo (a Noo was a type of a Chocky Pretzle Land goat, who ate
rocks and oranges. Noos are very heavy though so don’t try and pick one up, they might live on
rocks, but that doesn’t mean they can digest them. Noos are very slow creatures who love to spend
there time swimming, but whatever you do don’t…….
“Enough with the description get back to the story” shouted the Whale Dancing the Hula
“But I need to tell you that…..”
“Just get back to the story, the quicker you tell it the faster it is till I come in”
“Your mean” complained the narrator as he continued with the story.
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supposedtodoandthisisTHEEND
“Hey, I didn’t mean tell the story that quick. That wasn’t long enough” shouted Whale Dancing the Hula
“Picky picky” thought the narrator as he started again
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“No, that’s not right either” screamed the Whale sounding slightly annoyed
“What ever you say, your majesty” whispered the narrator under his breath.
“No” Shouted the Whale, his tutu catching alight from the heat of his anger.
“What a picky old bugge……” but the Narrators words were cut short by the Whales super strong
flippers.
“Gosh there is a lot of strangling in this play” exclaimed the new Narrator. “Sorry” she exclaimed as the
Whale shot her a look of madness
“If this New Narrator is saying things, who is narrating the things he is saying?” asked Evil Pancake
from across the other side of the Globe.
“Hmm what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with the letter C.
Let’s think about other things that start with the letter C.
Oh who cares about other things?
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me,
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me,
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me.
Oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me,
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me,
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me.
Oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
Hey, you know what! A cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C,
A donut with one bite out of it also looks like a C,
But it is not as good as a cookie.
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C,
But you can’t eat that,
And so C is for cookie that’s good enough for me,
Yeah!
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me.
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me.
Oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
Yeah!
Cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
Oh boy!
Cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
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“You still didn’t answer my question” screamed Evil Pancake as her toenail clippers began to trim her
nose hole hairs.
“Oh yeah, never remove the silica gel from the bag” warned narrator 2nd
“Lovely proclamation, I think ill take it” screamed the apple jam as he was escorted to the aliens
spaceship.
“Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?” asked big ears standing outside the glass
bubble.
“School dresses are wonderful” wrote a pancake as she also was escorted to the space ship from that
havenous place “Milo, sour cream, sugar and spoons” wailed Noddy as she patted the Noo. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screamed somebody
creating exactly one whole line of no’s as the world exploded blasting the dudies to the lid of the
universe.
“Why didn’t you tell us not to touch the Noo” wailed someone’s biggest toe.
“You wouldn’t listen” screamed the first narrator through strange noises that made his chest feel funny.
“It didn’t work” screamed something off somewhere but definitely not here as the something
somewhere but definitely not here removed a brightly colored pair of underwear from the scanner.
“Oh you need help” screamed super poster who in the blast was removed from several innatamate
objects. “Ill help you” he screamed leaving Big Ears, Noddy and Mr. Plod and all his SPESHAL
dudes drying on the drying racks.
“Ehhh, ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, ayeeeeee, ooooooooooo, oowwwww and ehhhhhhh” strained the big toe.
“What the hell are you doing” screamed the big toe as he strained to push the lid off the universe.
“Im removing the lid” the big toe screamed back. (He was skitsofrenic because his feet had a missing
toe, and so as the toe was removed he combined with the toe thus creating a toe with skitsofrenia.
Suddenly every body who was an anybody began to push against the lid of the universe.
“Come on, I can’t do this by myself screamed the anybody.
“But there is a refresher trowel and he is digging in the sand box”
“ALL OF A SUDDEN”
“ALL OF A SUDDEN WHAT” SCREAMED THE CHARACTERS IN SUSPENSE.
“DIR ARE YOU BLIND” MOCKED THE FIRST NARRATOR WHO WAS NOW DEAD.
“WELL IT WOULD BE EASIER TO SEE, IF THE COMPUTER CHAIR WOULD REMOVE THE COMPUTER CHAIR FROM OUR EYES.
“IT WORKED” SCREAMED SOMETHING OFF SOMEWHERE BUT DEFFINATELY NOT
HERE AS THE SOMETHING OFF SOMEWHERE BUT DEFFIATELY NOT HERE REMOVED A BRIGHTLY COLORED BRA FROM THE SCANNER.
“YES WELL I PUSHED CAPS LOCK SO THAT RED LINES DON’T UNDERLINE ALL MY
WORDS” SCREAMED NARRATOR THE 2ND BECAUSE NARRATOR THE FIRSTS
FINGERS KEPT GOING THROUGH THE KEYBOARD.
“THIS IS A STORY, WE CANT SEE WHAT YOU WRITE YOU DRONGO, WE JUST ACT IT”
“I DIDDNT WRITE THAT”
“YES YOU DID”
“ARE YOU SKITSO”
“NO ARE YOU”
“NO”
“THEN WHY ARE YOU HAVING A CONVERSATION WITHIN YOUR SELF” SCREAMED
THE BRIGHTLY COLORED BRA REMOVING HIS HEAD FROM THE SCANNER
“IM NOT”
“IM NOT”
“STOP IT”
“WHOPS WRONG STORY” WHISPERED THE THIRD NARRATOR AS HE GAVE THE
KEYBOADRD BACK TO THE SECOND NARRATOR.
SUPER POSTER WAS SURROUNDED BY SUPER POSTERS, HED NEVER BEEN TO THE
UNIVERSAL LID FAIR BEFORE (WHOPS THAT WAS A NEW PARRAGRAPH OK) LET
ALONE EVER BEEN IN A HALL OF MIRRORS BEFORE.
“HELP” WHISPERED SUPERPOSTER SCARED BY ALL THE SUPER POSTERS
“I don’t like caps lock no more”
“Help” echoed the hall of mirrors
“Don’t worry ill save you”
“Don’t worry ill save you”
“No ill save you”
“No ill save you”
“No you won’t”
“No you won’t”
“Yes I will”
“Yes I will”
“No im the super hero”
“No im the super hero”
“No your not”
“No your not”
“Oh” screamed super poster in shock
“Oh” echoed the hall off mirrors
“You are evil”
“You are evil”
“Only I can have embroidered clothing”
“Only I can have embroidered clothing”
“Liar liar pants on fire” sung Super Poster
“Liar liar pants on fire”
“Im not lying” winged Super Poster almost in tears by now
“Im not lying”
“You stole my clothes”
“You stole my clothes”
“oh my super poster” screamed Super Poster pulling down his farming overalls to check that his
underwear had not also been stolen only to find that this oddly shaped super poster who had a very
large head was wearing his only other pair of undies. Super Poster (the one that everybody loves)
could not handle this realization. stealing an A4’s embroidered clothes was one thing, but to steal his embroidered underwear. That was jus totally un-ethical.
“Oh my super poster” echoed the oddly shaped A4 as Super Poster broke down into tears. He had
never been so insulted in all his life. Those were the pair he sewed himself. Copying the exact design
his grandmother put on the ones he was wearing.
“Mummy” screamed super poster
“Mummy” echoed the house of mirrors insulting his mother. Poor super poster could not handle this.
And so he punched the other super poster. Only to find his fist filled with shards of glass. Super Poster
could not understand how this other Super Poster managed to do this to him. Poor Super Poster took
a terrified look in the mirrors direction before running from the side show and back to the comfort
of Chocky Pretzle Land. The real world was far too scary for a poor little poster like him.
THE END
“Hey hang on” interrupted dancing whale during the closure music. “Where the hell do I feature?”
“You don’t” laughed narrator the 2nd only narrator the first was going to give you a scene. And so
the story ends with a bar brawl between narrator the 2nd and dancing whale.
NO HALLUCENAGENS WERE USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM, STORY, PLAY,
BAR BRAWL, DISCO, ADVENTURE OR SHEEP
By Kat/Duck/Evil Pancake