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Welcome to the Zoo
Ambidextrous Pineapple's
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhvile Twin, kept in the zoo because the asylums Men not in white
coats could only handle one of them.
"Kedow" is the noise you will hear coming from these sauce thirsty critters. They first originated on boogies island, being the natives there, they were fearsome creatures who drank sauce and milked sour cream dispensers in their spare time. This Spaghetti and Meat-balls may look inviting, but if i were you id stay well clear of it, for it is cannibalistic, and will try to eat anything that tries to come near it, as Evil Pancake discovered when she opened the fridge and the strange delicacy pounced, trying to bite her pinkie finger off. As fast as she could, she ran to the asylum to get Ambidextrous Pineapple for help, but accidentally knocked her over in the middle of town square, only to find that Ambidextrous had once again escaped from the Asylum. As soon as Ambidextrous saw the Spaghetti and Meat-Balls clinging to Pancakes finger, she ate them, and now Cannibalistic Spaghetti and Meat-Balls live in Ambidextrous tummy. Cumquats in business suits are the executives of the Asylum... Unfortunately the director of the zoo saw fit to keep them as a practical joke on his pal. Evil Pancake is the most popular attraction at the zoo. Everybody loves to visit Evil Pancake, because of her antics and the mischief she gets up to. Evil pancake likes to spend her spare time chewing on knives to sharpen her delicately shaped front teeth. The Giant pink squid wearing tight lycra green bike shorts, was discovered talking on the phone to the oddly shaped balloons, by Evil Pancake's computer when it was on the "Putie's Journey" Pink squid likes to spend his spare time buying spare underwear for Flying Wok Monkey incase he runs out of woks, and making sure his nails are in tip top condition. This poor little limpet was born with no legs, and so with the help of many irrelevant objects her parents were able to buy her her very own motorized toothbrush (personally I prefer garbage trucks, but some people have no taste) and so nowadays this havenus little limpet spends her time flying through the sky on her t-brush. Oddly shaped ballons travel across galexys and dimentions, in search of (drum roll please, DA DA DUN) "The Land of Ultimate Latex" from where they first originated, the few who travel in search of "The Land of Ultimate Latex" are descendants from the Helium's, most of whom were popped in Puties Journey. The few who were not popped were to stupid to find there way home, and ended up roaming the galaxy in search of there home land, thus creating the colony of Space Balloons.
If your walking through a park and all of a
sudden you hear the words "singing grass, singing grass" sung harmoniously then
you have encountered one of the most annoying creatures in Chocky Pretzle Land
SINGING GRASS. Beware do not walk on the grass or you will have to face the
wrath of the Chocky Pretzle Land protester club, who are currently Campaigning
"Rights for Grass"
Introducing The whale wearing a tu-tu, dancing the Hula, This elegant and beautiful creature, can be found atop church steeples or on the roof of school gyms.
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